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Go forth and wear the mantle of victim, in falsehood if not in truth. For only the sham persecuted can see the one true Light which is Me.
-Book of GOP Jesus 1:1
GOP Jesus
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GOP Jesus
@GOPJesusUSA
A satirical account for the GOP’s interpretation of Jesus’s will and teachings. Half parody, half commentary, half theories. linktr.ee/gopjesus
- Trump “won” Wisconsin, after a bunch of voting machines were broken into in urban Milwaukee. Trump “won” WI by 9,687 votes. DEMAND a hand recount and a forensic audit of the voting machines statewide!
- TRADE WAR UPDATE: Mexico Joins Canada, Imposes 50% Tariff On Tesla Cars “El Presidente pendejo Musk made a big mistake putting tariffs on Mexico,” said Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum. “These tariffs will not stand! “Also, he’s banned from Mexico because as an illegal
Readers added context they thought people might want to knowReaders added context❌ FALSE | President Claudia Sheinbaum did not make these statements. There is no evidence of a 50% tariff on Tesla cars in Mexico. The quotes are fabricated and lack official support. Verify with reliable sources: elpais.com/mexico/2024-11… - BREAKING: Panama Doubles Fees For U.S. Warships Transiting Canal “In our country, we have an ‘a-hole tax’ that kicks in automatically whenever anyone with orange skin threatens us,” said President José Raúl Mulino Quintero. “When they sincerely apologize, the rate goes back to
- President Trump held a news conference at his Trump National Golf Club Los Angeles today. When he was done speaking, he turned and looked out at the ocean, and said, "We have the most stupendous views of any golf course in North America right here. Look at that beauty, it's
- BREAKING: Donald Trump has seen what’s coming in Jack Smith’s report. He’s so scared he’s BEGGING AG Garland to block its release, he’s BEGGING Biden to fire Smith (!) and he’s BEGGING Aileen Cannon to block revealing how he stole classified documents in the report! Also, X
- Trump knows we’re on to him.
Readers added context to this imageReaders added contextThis is fake. No post of such exists on President-elect Donald Trump's profile on TruthSocial truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTru… - In North Carolina, over 3 MILLION people voted for Democrat Josh Stein for governor, but SOMEHOW, 352,000 of them did NOT also vote for Kamala for President? Who actually believes that? This is Putin-level election fraud. This election was stolen.
- Replying to @elonmuskThe richest man on the planet is lecturing the rest of the planet on affordability. That’s rich.🤮
- PENNSYLVANIA UPDATE: I told you all that PA was riddled with issues. Their machines couldn’t even talk to each other. Why couldn’t the election software understand the votes that were being uploaded? Was the data manipulated? Or was the election software hacked (and broken)?
- Ukraine’s Spiderweb attack reportedly used 117 drones which cost about $600 each. So they destroyed a third of Russia’s long-range bomber fleet ($20 billion worth) for a cost of $70,200. Damn, Ukraine is more efficient than DOGE!And Trump thinks he’s going to outsmart Zelensky? Over 40 Russian bombers and other aircraft will no longer be able to kill people in hospitals, schools, and their homes.
- BREAKING: All three insulin makers have announced price increases ranging from 2000-3000% after President Trump rescinded Biden’s Executive Order 14087 curbing drug prices. “Sick people need to pay their own way, I mean what’s wrong with them anyway?” Trump said.
- BREAKING: Starlink satellites are burning up and crashing to earth over Texas. Do they have anything to do with the election-tampering? Were they set to self-destruct a few days after the election to destroy evidence of their function? Suspicious!🚨#BREAKING: Thousands of witnesses across the Southwest are reporting an unknown object breaking apart in the sky creating a spectacular display 📌#Unitedstates | #USA Currently, thousands of people across the Southwest, particularly in Oklahoma and Texas, are witnessing
00:00 - DEMAND a hand recount in PA, NV, and the blue wall states. The numbers don’t add up and now Trump’s gone missing / silent. Who believes this is all legit?
