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FudgeTosser
@FudgeTosser
Award winning novelist. Constitutional law professor. Doctor of philosophy and history. Professional race car driver. Pathological liar. Part-time lover.
All up in the fudge.
Joined February 2018
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    Replying to @RubenGallego
    It’s funny, because right up to that point, they figured they had the sheeple tamed, whipped, broken in like a saddle horse. They could rob ‘em, lie to ‘em, sacrifice ‘em on the altar of Mars himself, with complete impunity! Then they heard a sound. Peasants coming down the hall.
    GIF
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    Replying to @USA_Polling
    I wanna party with the 1% of Trump voters who will never consider Trump the legitimate president.
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    Replying to @Newsweek
    Now rewrite the headline for the mainstream media coverage of the Trump era: “Trump brutally humiliates little girl!”
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    Replying to @SkyNews
    Imagine not being able to state the obvious.
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    Replying to @AOC
    Members of Congress already make a quarter million a year, I think they'll be able to scrape by.
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    Replying to @brithume
    They tried cancelling anybody who dared buy ad time during his show. That failed. So they threatened the satellite and cable companies, trying to get them to drop FOX all together. That failed... @TuckerCarlson is bulletproof.
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    Replying to @joshrogin
    It’s consistently ranked the most corrupt nation in Europe.
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    Replying to @MrAndyNgo
    Killing fuel economy by blocking traffic seems like a misguided strategy for saving the earth.
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    Replying to @TheBabylonBee
    This would be funny if it weren’t such an accurate representation of the mainstream media’s coverage of Trump’s first term.
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    Replying to @michaelkruse
    It's nice to see the mainstream media embracing their absurdity.
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    Replying to @Breaking911
    Guess they’re used to stealing shit after being in politics so long.
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    Replying to @tackettdc
    The same middle of the road voters that elected him in 2016, and Obama in 2008, will re-elect him in 2020, because nobody likes being manipulated by the mainstream media
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    Replying to @JohnEkdahl
    Just ask if they’ve seen the film adaptation:
    GIF
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    Replying to @nypost
    I wouldn’t even have considered it if they hadn’t begged me not to, now I’m curious.