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My 6yo just asked if 2 men can marry. Yes. Then who makes the baby? They adopt. Oh. Then she walked back to bed. That was easy.
Noel
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- I just realized that I’m so old, there was a smoking section in my high school.
- Replying to @ursala_yacoob @fsareshwala and 2 othersHe definitely needs to be on a no fly list.
- Replying to @GoingByReneeWhen I thought my kids were old enough, I told them how babies were made using all the proper terminology and they didn’t believe me!! They laughed, and said mom you are so crazy. Obviously they weren’t old enough yet.😂
- Replying to @jsv8412 and @MiCocina_TexMexWho sits like that in a restaurant?! She’s tacky and rude. Who eats a plain cheese quesadilla if you’re over the age of 8?
- Replying to @RVAwonkI’m actually quite terrified of the direction our country is going.
- Replying to @PublicOutcrySy @MrsGhirca and @RVAwonkReading what he just said made my stomach drop, and my heart start beating fast. There are people stupid enough to believe him and capable enough to act out their anger.
- Replying to @LibertySeedsSo far the good people in Alabama seem to be few and far between. I’m certainly never letting my daughter go there.
- You should have thrown it in his face and then ask him if he could tell if it was decaf or not.
- I talked to my 17yo, 18yo, and 20yo about people bullying Gus Walz.They literally didn’t know why. I explained a lot of boys aren’t allowed to express emotion, even in 2024.Their consensus was if that was their Dad, we’d be yelling, “F&ck yeah, that’s my Dad!”.This is why the GOP is going to lose, bigly
- Dolly Parton has more to do with vaccines than Trump’s Operation Warp Speed.
- May I offer a different take on the OBGYN who’s requiring a husband’s signature to permit his wife’s tubal ligation? Why isn’t the husband getting a vasectomy? It’s less expensive, it’s less invasive, and it’s less risky than a tubal ligation.Husband needs to take 1 for the team.
- Replying to @unfortunatalie and @AntFeltzI can’t help it if I call him Queen, I’ve been saying it my whole life!
