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María | @deepfriedhoney
@FriedHoney
syndicated. (find me literally anywhere else)
I forgot my stanley cup at the car dealership and when I went back to get it, it was on someone’s desk with orange juice running down the side (i left it on the lobby floor full of water). They come out and it’s the same person that complimented it when I first walked in 🫠- i hadn’t ever seen Whoopi Goldberg’s mother before this photo. Talk about a spitting image
- How to Get Away With Murder has been over for years and I still can’t figure out why those kids and everybody else treated Annalise like a villain when all she did was try to clean up their messes
- by far. hand’s down.
What’s yal favorite bread for sandwiches? Like your perfect sandwich, what kinda bread does it have? - got up early and sent him off to work with a french toast bacon egg and cheese 😋
- Replying to @FriedHoneyso you don’t have to sift thru the replies: I didn’t really say anything. I wasn’t even that upset they took it, more so ew and hoping there was a sanitizing dishwasher in the back. Sales director gave me 3x what the cup was worth, and I believe is gonna fire them but idk/c. 🎬
- Replying to @UncleNarcoWhen they came around the corner they smiled at me I guess out of habit and I was like oh hey again! Then their face fell real hard all of a sudden and I realized they were walking toward the desk with the cup I’ve just found and it hit me lmaooo
- look at this 🥹
00:00I will never scroll past a Haka video. I am watching every single one. - A pound of butter, a pound of flour, a pound of vanilla bean sugar, and a pound of eggs —
- FYI: Apple HomeKit Secure Video encrypts your footage so that no one but you - not even Apple - can access it - meaning law enforcement has to come to you directly with any subpoenas.Idc how y’all feel about ring cameras and what law enforcements can do with it. Our girls are coming up missing in then air and the most y’all could do is post about it on social media for awareness.
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