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aaron parsley
@FreshParsley
Senior Editor for @TexasMonthly, covering culture.
Lockhart, Texas
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    aaron parsley
    @FreshParsley
    Jan 27, 2014
    What if under the helmets Daft Punk were really Tina Fey and Amy Poehler? #GRAMMYs
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    aaron parsley
    @FreshParsley
    Nov 6, 2014
    Is Ariana Grande old enough to be #DayDrinking with @littlebigtown? #CMAawards
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    aaron parsley
    @FreshParsley
    Jul 11, 2017
    Replying to @phi_lipi @SPRinNYC and 2 others
    But it rhymes at least.
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    aaron parsley
    @FreshParsley
    Dec 5, 2017
    This was just the beginning of a wild interview. @PoppyHarlowCNN did an incredible job.
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    Josh Marshall
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    Dec 5, 2017
    Roy Moore Spokesperson Congratulates Host on Unborn Child Who She Says Moore's Opponent Wants to Kill.
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    aaron parsley
    @FreshParsley
    Feb 8, 2014
    Too bad (for the Russians) ballet isn't an Olympic sport. They'd win gold. #Olympics2014 #OpeningCeremony
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    aaron parsley
    @FreshParsley
    Feb 8, 2014
    Is this Kim and Kanye's wedding? #OMG #Olympics2014 #SochiProblems
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    aaron parsley
    @FreshParsley
    Jul 8, 2014
    Can't stop playing "American Kids" by @kennychesney. #songofsummer
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    aaron parsley
    @FreshParsley
    Jul 11, 2017
    I've already said it three times at the gym this morning.
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    aaron parsley
    @FreshParsley
    Aug 26, 2014
    What time does @Beyonce perform? #Emmys
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    aaron parsley
    @FreshParsley
    Feb 8, 2014
    The sideline dancers look like they've been at a rave for weeks. #Olympics2014
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    aaron parsley
    @FreshParsley
    Mar 2, 2014
    Ellen says she's NOT going to dance at the #Oscars. And I'm not going to eat a ton of junk food. #yeahright
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    aaron parsley
    @FreshParsley
    Jun 29, 2018
    You can’t deny that @RoxxxyAndrews has been a part of some of the most iconic moments in #DragRace herstory. ❤️❤️🖤
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    aaron parsley
    @FreshParsley
    Feb 14, 2014
    Is this figure skating or American Horror Story? #Olympics2014
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    aaron parsley
    @FreshParsley
    Sep 25, 2022
    Best bachelor bash ever with two of my favorite people. @mirandalambert and my sweet sister. #vegas #VelvetRodeo