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fredesque
@FredTaming
black & trans lives matter | stop asian hate | 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ friendly | he/him | Bruins, BU Hockey, Celtics, Fever, Fleet, Patriots, Red Sox
Joined August 2018
- jesus christ he's hugeLindsay Lohan gives birth to baby boy
- [inventor of cursive] what if the letters held hands
- cooking just became accessible
Art just became accessible - hard to imagine a more embarrassing death than being beaten with a candlestick in a library by someone named colonel mustard
- i think what i liked most about my first time having sex was that glowy feeling from head to toe you get after realizing you can’t be thrown into a volcano as a sacrifice anymore
- normalize women naming their daughters after themselves. we need some susan jrs around here
- emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick
- "grok is this real" [crashes into tunnel painted on wall]Elon Musk announces Grok AI will be integrated into Tesla vehicles next week
- me: face down, ass up funeral director: absolutely not
- i call everyone i see in public tony hawk just in case
- [to my child as im setting a timer] i hope you realize setting the timer counts as part of this 15 minutes
