keegan
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keegan
@FranziaMom
writing a book about The Hold Steady. guitars in @camp_trash. a buffalo bill dan till the day i die. he/him.
portland
Joined March 2009
- who the fuck forgot slides
- i have a sticker on my car expressly warning cops that i have a passenger with autism so that they don’t kill him if i get pulled overIt’s here!! Our Autism Awareness Vehicle will be patrolling the streets of Miami. If you see it say hi, take a picture, and tag us! 🚔👏🏻🙏🏼#Autismawareness #mpd #community
00:00 - girl just drove past with a bumper sticker that said “PROUD PARENT OF A GAY CAR” and proceeded to completely fucking destroy the curb as she turned
- every time i remember this tweet i laugh so much i have to sit downhell yeah benihana up in this bitch
- i love Riverdale, the first tv show to be written entirely by predictive text
- every relationship needs one person who says “What else has he been in” while watching something and one person who excitedly reads their IMDB out loud
- My wife is a therapist and part of her job is working with child victims of crimes. The biggest red flag that a child is going to die from abuse is them being pulled from public school and beginning “homeschooling” mid year.I used to think homeschooling was fine. I now think it should be illegal with zero exceptions, and that faith-based homeschoolers need weekly visits from CPS. Isolating your kids from the daily oversight of mandated reporters should be a red flag in the child welfare system.
- this is actually the best paragraph ever written about a men’s restroom
- a lot of people are like “everything i like is good.” not me. i like a lot of shit that fucking sucks. i love it.
- "Get in loser we're going-" me, just happy to be included: great let me grab a jacket
- my friend runs an instagram account called “kikos parking service” where he only takes pictures of his own car after finding a parking spot, and then comments on the picture from his personal account
