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@Fortuna_Regis
Award Winning Historian, Social Studies Teacher, Science Communicator, Pizza Eater, Sex Haver, and prolific EDH loser.
Tselinoyarsk, USSR
Joined September 2015
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    When your sister lets you hang out with her on the pee pad
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    Replying to @scenedoII
    Remember when one of John Wayne Gacy's victims escaped after days of torture and abuse and went to the police and they brushed it off as being nothing more "average Gay depravity" years before he was eventually caught.
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    An alternative universe where Jigsaw is so shaken by the events of 9/11 he allows them to go free.
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    Replying to @bobbyteriyaki and @bIondiewasabi
    She wakes up the next day and you hit her with the "Hey, you! You're finally awake."
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    Replying to @JohnathonWillow @Fazblaster1987 and 3 others
    Bro how you get ratioed twice when you double dip on the same post lmaoooo
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    Replying to @U17R05420
    Do they all have to spurt at once or does this count?
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    Nah, sorry, no technicalities here. If someone has the means to help with someone else's suffering, but chooses to do nothing especially when it would not remotely inconvenience them to help, they are evil and they deserve to have their power and wealth stripped. It's that easy.
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    I didn't wanna be rude to someone I haven't met but now that he said it too: while watching the ending for "The Batman" with my boyfriend, he leaned over and whispered "that looks like @prezoh" when it showed the Joker for .2 secs and I proceeded to choke-laugh in a quiet theater
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