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Despite the fact that my Twitter feed often consists of taking shots at the appalling state of the world, I am not a morose or despairing person.
I’m a joyous cynic and a gladsome naysayer.
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@FormerlyFormer
Biscuits, potroast, fond hugs, and sundry aphorisms in bio.
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Joined June 2009
- The upper class mind cannot comprehend the legendary strength of wiry dude, but the peasants know it well. These abnormal body mechanics can also be found amongst some roofers and oil rig workers, not just cowboys.Someone needs to look into the diet/training of professional bull riders because every one of them is stick thin.
- I'm tellin' you guys, Texas needs to erect a statue honoring "random average dude with a bass boat"
- Western leftists, for all the blather abt multiculturalism, have zero real understanding of other areas of the world and what those ppl do or don’t want or support. They just assume their own ideology overlays fine on all “oppressed” ppl. It does not. They have no respect forBREAKING: Egyptians are physically throwing out the Western leftists who showed up to “march to Gaza.” This is hilarious.
- Replying to @ChrisDJackson @elonmusk and @kylegranthamPerhaps if you guys had held your “credentialed”profession to higher standards, that would not be the case. But you didn’t, and became mouthpieces of narratives instead. So here we are, where Bubba is *at least as likely* to tell the truth as the press is.
- Replying to @maddowDidn’t even bother to so much as pick up the phone and verify, didja? Hospitals already saying it’s flatly untrue - and the source who claimed to “work there” does not in fact work there.
- Replying to @FormerlyFormerMany poorer areas possess such a man - who appears to be constructed almost entirely of bone and sinew, yet could whip the ass of every bulky beefcake in a 50 mile radius. One must rely on locals to know this isn’t just a skinny man, this is THAT skinny man. Different animal.
- Replying to @svershbowWoman here. Vance was right. My bones are just fine. And women who retreat behind their “poor little woman” petticoats as a ploy when they’ve been soundly and fairly bested fill me with contempt.
- Stop behaving as if a crosswalk is a holy shrine, and disrespecting it some form of blasphemy, and this will stop happening. Few ppl care abt gays at all. What they care abt is this weird symbolic reverence being required of them.
- Replying to @FormerlyFormer @ChrisDJackson and 2 othersLook if I’m going to have to sift lies from truth regardless (and I am), then what’s the diff? I may as well sift Bubba’s as well as yours. Again, you did this to YOURSELVES. Bubba did not do this to you. Look in a damn mirror.
- Replying to @theistinthoughtIn pre-industrial-revolution times, those women largely worked *with* their husbands in running the farm, the estate, the inn, the tanner’s, the grain millery, etc. And gained much satisfaction from that sense of contribution. And they could do so with little conflict between
- Replying to @PeoplesForumNYCStop trying to colonize Venezuela with your Palestine nonsense, weirdo. Venezuelans themselves know what they want, and it’s to end their misery under Maduro. It’s not about you and your beefs.
- Replying to @DudespostingWsThis is one of those rare cases that could be posted *either* in dudes posting their W’s or women posting their W’s. Blessed event.
- Replying to @thedailybeastY’all mad because ppl grabbed the man’s public social media posts quicker than Big Tech could helpfully erase them? Oh well, be faster next time. 😆
