Me: minding my business
Older man: these your nails are long o, how do you wash clothes? (In Yoruba)
Me: I don’t wash (replies in Yoruba)
Him: who’s now helping you to wash your clothes (in Yoruba)
Me: Se n wa se ni (Are you looking for a job)
Him : 👁️👃👁️
Me : 🙂
women will be angry at you because you forgot the gist they told you about two months ago, how should i remember the name of the club where they caught stanley cheating on his babe?
Me watching my agbero threatening to give somebody uppercut and using cutlass to cut them into pieces. “You can’t even fill up one polythene bag”
He saw me and transitioned immediately “mama e”
Me: smiles back, good morning sir 😭
I think I can change him 🥹