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Thales of Florida

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Thales of Florida

@FloridaThales

Gonzo Florida Man

Joined April 2019

Thales of Florida
@FloridaThales
Aug 26, 2024
This is r*tarded. Some years back in my hometown, a guy tried to do this, failed, and bisected an SUV, killing a mother and her kids. Never, ever fucking do this. Go to a track, r*tards.
FearBuck
@FearedBuck
Aug 24, 2024
bro a 180mph split between an suv & a truck is fkin insane x.com/copiumx/status…
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Thales of Florida
@FloridaThales
May 20, 2024
Car Roast Thread. 1/ The Ford Mustang. The car brand of choice when you're a 20 year old who wants to mow down kids like he's some kind of automotive pitbull.
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Thales of Florida
@FloridaThales
May 23, 2024
"He wants to be in a relationship with me?" "Oh, he must not care about me as a person or have any genuine interest in me." Is there something in the water that makes people this dumb?
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Thales of Florida
@FloridaThales
Aug 26, 2024
Replying to @ComfySipper
And if it was just the rider that died, fine. But often he takes someone with him.
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Thales of Florida
@FloridaThales
Dec 13, 2024
Wrong. Nerds are good. Jocks are good. It's Theater Kids that are evil.
Adrian
@blagojevism
Dec 12, 2024
One of the most disturbing revelations of adulthood is learning that the nerds (my people) are generally more evil than the jocks.
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Thales of Florida
@FloridaThales
Apr 4, 2025
1/ Not to play the "I'm not a racist, I have black friends" card, but even my black friends know the absolute state of the black community in the US is off the charts levels of bad. Everybody, black and white, knows it. It's a cancelable offense to say it out loud.
Jeremy Kauffman 🦔🌲🌕
@jeremykauffman
Apr 4, 2025
12 years ago, almost to the day, conservative journalist and programmer John Derbyshire was canceled and lost his job at the National Review. Why? He wrote an article, called "The Talk: Nonblack Version" Derbyshire shared 15 suggestions. How do they hold up today? Let's look
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Thales of Florida
@FloridaThales
Mar 20, 2024
The Fermi Paradox solved at last. When a civilization is wealthy enough to go to space, it must contend with a massive population of freeloading 'tards trying to keep all the crabs in the bucket.
GIF
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Thales of Florida
@FloridaThales
Jul 23, 2025
My Cuban father in law keeps his house at 69F in Florida. He burns through AC units, and pay huge electric bills. He doesn't care. When living in Cuba, there was no AC for the plebs. When he escaped to America, he saw AC as - yes - the magic make cold box. Amazing. He didn't
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Thales of Florida
@FloridaThales
Aug 26, 2024
Replying to @fffShaw
Plenty of people in the replies didn't get the memo, snarky internet rando. So maybe some people don't seem to know bad thing is actually bad.
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Thales of Florida
@FloridaThales
May 20, 2024
Replying to @FloridaThales
4/ Lamborghini. The official car of crypto bros who have never seen a vagina. Also endorsed by Andrew Tate, who is an actual vagina.
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Thales of Florida
@FloridaThales
May 20, 2024
Replying to @FloridaThales
2/ The Corvette. Nobody actually drives them. Every retiree worth 7 figures is automatically assigned one with his paid AARP membership. They sit in a garage until the undercarriage rusts out, then they haul away the motor to LS swap a Mustang.
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Thales of Florida
@FloridaThales
May 20, 2024
Replying to @FloridaThales
3/ Any BMW except the M cars. When you buy your first BMW, you are required by law to park it like an asshole. Every base model 320i that someone bought off a buy here, pay here lot is treated like a Lamborghini.
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Thales of Florida
@FloridaThales
Sep 29, 2025
There's a scene in Stephen Lawhead's Byzantium novel that explains how dumb this post is. Some Vikings express similar sentiments to a priest. "Your god let himself die, loser. Lame. Our gods are strong." But then he and his men are captured in battle by Arabs and enslaved. They
Hellenist ☀️🏺⚡️
@RealHellenist
Sep 27, 2025
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Thales of Florida
@FloridaThales
Jun 4, 2024
Replying to @MorlockP
The fake carpenter sucks, and his work absolutely should have been torn down. But looking at the distance involved, the $65,000 estimate is probably way over, too.
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