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@Fletcherlad
My life is a parody sketch that you dream of writing. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
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    @Fletcherlad
    Dec 16, 2019
    I have immense respect for Akshay Kumar. It must be extremely difficult to be trained in Martial Arts with a spine missing.
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    Akshay Kumar
    @akshaykumar
    Dec 16, 2019
    Regarding the ‘like’ on the tweet of Jamia Milia students, it was by mistake. I was scrolling and accidentally it must have been pressed and when I realised I immediately unliked it as In no way do I support such acts.
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    @Fletcherlad
    Mar 8, 2025
    I have a theory that nepo kids are purposefully launched with terrible movies these days to first become household names and then they have a redemption arc with *barely watchable* movies within a few years which seem like masterpieces infront of this.
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    @Fletcherlad
    Jul 19, 2024
    Crowdstrike, if you are reading this: it's okay sweetie, mistakes happen. Take your own time as we don't need an update on this for at least a few business days.
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    @Fletcherlad
    Jul 19, 2024
    Just one microsoft worldwide outages that prevents us from using our work laptops makes this life worth living again.
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    @Fletcherlad
    Mar 24, 2025
    "ye tamil nadu mein kaisa pohchega bhai?"
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    @Fletcherlad
    Apr 23, 2021
    If vaccine is out of stock everywhere, can I blame the guy who has stuck a photo of his fucking face on the vaccination certificate or is he there only to take the credit?
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    @Fletcherlad
    Dec 3, 2020
    Indian Twitter today:
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    @Fletcherlad
    Dec 16, 2019
    "ye sab students politics kyu karte hai inka kaam padhna hai" "ye sab politicians anpadh kyu hai"
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    @Fletcherlad
    Apr 13, 2020
    In July 1933, Adolf Hitler came up with an innovative idea to ban all political parties except the Nazi party.
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    @Fletcherlad
    Mar 24, 2025
    Schrodinger's Mumbai: where your building is legal and illegal at the same time at all times until an observer (bmc official) decides it's finally illegal once you piss off the wrong people.
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    Richa Pinto
    @richapintoi
    Mar 24, 2025
    BMC Inspects @kunalkamra88 show venue, unauthorised shed being removed: The venue in Khar West where comedian Kunal Kamra recently performed is now being inspected by BMC officials. They are reviewing the ground-plus-three-storey building’s plans and for now found a temporary
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    @Fletcherlad
    Dec 21, 2019
    Remember when Paresh Rawal and Akshay Kumar made a movie about how powerful people use religion to fool others and then they went ahead and did EXACTLY THAT
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    @Fletcherlad
    May 20, 2020
    Can't believe Congress sent only 938 buses when they promised 1000. Next they will promise a 20 lakh crore economic package which actually is about 1 lakh crore only.
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    @Fletcherlad
    Jun 11, 2020
    Nations led by the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse are finally here
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    @Fletcherlad
    Mar 21, 2024
    The wire cracked this joke 20 years ago
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    Daniel Vassallo
    @dvassallo
    Mar 16, 2024
    A quarter of Goldman Sachs employees are Vice Presidents
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    @Fletcherlad
    May 18, 2025
    Two grown adult men, were in a "relationship" (raping?) a child and then smothered her mother to death (probably with her involvement but she is 14!!!!) and this is the headline TOI came up with?
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    The Times Of India
    @timesofindia
    May 17, 2025
    Nearly 14 years after a woman and her husband rescued an infant from the roadside and gave her a home, the girl was detained on Friday for killing her adoptive mother, as she was opposed to her relationship with two youths. Read: toi.in/JZOQ2Z36 #Bhubaneswar #Odisha
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