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@Fletcherlad
My life is a parody sketch that you dream of writing. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Joined August 2013
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    I have immense respect for Akshay Kumar. It must be extremely difficult to be trained in Martial Arts with a spine missing.
    Regarding the ‘like’ on the tweet of Jamia Milia students, it was by mistake. I was scrolling and accidentally it must have been pressed and when I realised I immediately unliked it as In no way do I support such acts.
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    I have a theory that nepo kids are purposefully launched with terrible movies these days to first become household names and then they have a redemption arc with *barely watchable* movies within a few years which seem like masterpieces infront of this.
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    Crowdstrike, if you are reading this: it's okay sweetie, mistakes happen. Take your own time as we don't need an update on this for at least a few business days.
    Just one microsoft worldwide outages that prevents us from using our work laptops makes this life worth living again.
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    "ye tamil nadu mein kaisa pohchega bhai?"
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    If vaccine is out of stock everywhere, can I blame the guy who has stuck a photo of his fucking face on the vaccination certificate or is he there only to take the credit?
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    Indian Twitter today:
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    "ye sab students politics kyu karte hai inka kaam padhna hai" "ye sab politicians anpadh kyu hai"
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    In July 1933, Adolf Hitler came up with an innovative idea to ban all political parties except the Nazi party.
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    Schrodinger's Mumbai: where your building is legal and illegal at the same time at all times until an observer (bmc official) decides it's finally illegal once you piss off the wrong people.
    BMC Inspects @kunalkamra88 show venue, unauthorised shed being removed: The venue in Khar West where comedian Kunal Kamra recently performed is now being inspected by BMC officials. They are reviewing the ground-plus-three-storey building’s plans and for now found a temporary
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    Remember when Paresh Rawal and Akshay Kumar made a movie about how powerful people use religion to fool others and then they went ahead and did EXACTLY THAT
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    Can't believe Congress sent only 938 buses when they promised 1000. Next they will promise a 20 lakh crore economic package which actually is about 1 lakh crore only.
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    Nations led by the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse are finally here
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    The wire cracked this joke 20 years ago
    A quarter of Goldman Sachs employees are Vice Presidents
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    Two grown adult men, were in a "relationship" (raping?) a child and then smothered her mother to death (probably with her involvement but she is 14!!!!) and this is the headline TOI came up with?
    Nearly 14 years after a woman and her husband rescued an infant from the roadside and gave her a home, the girl was detained on Friday for killing her adoptive mother, as she was opposed to her relationship with two youths. Read: toi.in/JZOQ2Z36 #Bhubaneswar #Odisha