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Matt

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Matt

@FkYeahMatt

I don't care if you don't find it funny. I am the target audience of my jokes

Geelong, Victoria

Born July 10

Joined February 2009

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Matt
@FkYeahMatt
Mar 5
2026 Ladder prediction, because why not - come back in September and laugh at me. 1. Brisbane 2. Geelong 3. Fremantle 4. Hawthorn 5. Sydney 6. Giants 7. Bulldogs 8. Saints 9. Suns 10. Pies 11. Crows 12. Port 13. Melbourne 14. Carlton 15. Essendon 16 North 17. Richmond 18. WCE
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Matt
@FkYeahMatt
Jan 9, 2025
"Australia has mostly solved bushfires now" you dumb fuck.
Lewis Spears
@LewSpears
Jan 8, 2025
As an Australian, seeing what’s happening in LA is terrible and very familiar. Australia has (mostly) solved bushfires now, but we used to have catastrophic ones like clockwork. Government needs to preemptively burn areas prone to wildfires, create controlled burns to clear
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Australia has not 'solved' bushfires & the claim that there hasn't been a bad fire for 20 years is patently absurd and untrue. 2020-21 bushfires were labelled 'the worst..on record', killing 35 and causing $100b in damages. There have been deadly bushfires almost yearly since. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019%E2%8…
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Matt
@FkYeahMatt
Dec 12, 2024
It's so fucking american to highlight entire countries, and then.. states. Do you think we know what fucking states she did or didn't visit?
About Music
@AboutMusicYT
Dec 9, 2024
The Eras Tour of Taylor Swift around the world:
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Matt
@FkYeahMatt
Aug 30, 2025
Happy August 31st!
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Matt
@FkYeahMatt
Feb 22, 2025
Six hostages and 600 prisoners. Go fuck yourselves @abcnews
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Matt
@FkYeahMatt
Mar 27, 2025
"Mom" Cunt, you did not grow up in Australia. Stolen valour
Andromedan
@Andromedans
Mar 27, 2025
I truly want the Australia I grew up in back. Where kids played safe in the streets and Mom's were there and Dad's had a beer with his mates in the street. They were by far the best times of our lives. What happened?
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Matt
@FkYeahMatt
May 14, 2024
Hear me out. If you say "we have a $9b surplus" but you have people living in tents and cars, you don't actually have a surplus. You're just really fucking bad at your job.
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Matt
@FkYeahMatt
May 11, 2025
Who took offence? Was it Jewish groups, or was it Zionist groups? Media's inability to differentiate the two is 98% of the problem.
Real Footy (AFL)
@agerealfooty
May 11, 2025
Fremantle captain Alex Pearce shared a post. Jewish groups took offence. The AFL said nothing. theage.com.au/sport/afl/alex…
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Matt
@FkYeahMatt
May 21, 2025
Me on any given day: Australia is a silly country, and patriotism is dumb. Me when an Australian manager wins a trophy in a league I dont watch in a sport I barely care about:
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Matt
@FkYeahMatt
Aug 19, 2024
Good call, former footballer who got sacked after punching a team mate, then got jobs advertising for gambling companies, then left his wife for a woman who was 10 years old when aforementioned football career ended. I will always use you as my moral compass
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Matt
@FkYeahMatt
Feb 1, 2025
Just leaving this here for quick reference when Mark Latham shows up.
Melbourne Cricket Ground
@MCG
Feb 1, 2025
The team that continues to write history. Beth Mooney takes her place on the MCG honour boards after recording her maiden Test century 👏
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Matt
@FkYeahMatt
Nov 18, 2024
Peta Credlin defending her mate Alan Jones because it's "out of character" and she's never seen him act inappropriately. Oh honey. Oh sweetie. You're a 54 year old woman. Not exactly the target demographic, are you?
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Matt
@FkYeahMatt
Feb 11, 2025
So we learnt two major facts out of the Sam Kerr trial: 1. "Stupid white bastard" is not racist. 2. PC Lovell is a little bitch.
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Matt
@FkYeahMatt
Aug 19, 2025
"Dan Houston was mean to me so I used a homophobic slur against Quaynor" What the actual fuck is this??
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