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My Bitcoin book “Downloading Divinity…” is finally finished and available! 🧵
The Jihad Mechanic 💣🧰
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The Jihad Mechanic 💣🧰
@FinneJay
Toxic saint of ₿T ‘Check’ 丰 #Bitcoin only 丰 Author of Downloading Divinity 丰 Stack sats, the light can wait 丰 Check Engine Light Gang🚗🚨 丰 all ireniun 🇮🇷
Joined December 2019
- BREAKING 🚨🚗 The government has asked bitcoins CEO to stop cutting bitcoins supply issuance schedule in half every 4 years, in a recent statement to the press the bitcoin CEO replied: “We don’t negotiate with terrorists.” and then proceeded to walk off stage.
- Normies: “BitcOiN iS a CuLt” Me: “No it’s not.” But then again also me:
- How do I make a private key? With all the controversy of Senator Pocahontas proposing a dead on arrival bill to ban ownership of words I figured I’d make an easy to follow thread on how to generate a bitcoin private key offline so you too can be a “danger to our democracy.”
- “Sold half my BSV stack at a 99.999% loss, bought some Bitcoin just to mint 20 ordinals and spend all the Bitcoin I bought in TX fees to help distort their fee market. Hahaha Now I’m going to post about how broken BTC is for minting jpegs. That’ll show those BTC bastards!”
- Going to switch to a new job soon. Never going to make the mistake of mentioning bitcoin or saying anything outside the realm of traditional NPC programming in real life ever again. 😌
- Replying to @SatStackingPlebYou’ll accelerate the bitcoin standard by a small amount by doing this. It is fundamentally moral. The money was printed from nothing anyways.
- Rugpull the boomers worse than they rugpulled us. Buy #Bitcoin and reprice all their assets back to their utility value.
- Somebody at my job in the break room just said to another guy: “Did you see Bitcoin?” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Holy fucking shit
- “Wait…did you just say it’s 97% of your portfolio?? You know that’s a disaster waiting to happen right?”
- Dunking on an asset that’s up 4.2% in a week, 41% in a month, 150% in a year, & 1270% in 5 years, all because it’s down 3.3% in a day is a good way to remove any speculation that you’re a complete retard who should never be taken seriously about anything in life.
