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ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷
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deeply problematic—follow at your own discretion
Newt, Texas
Joined May 2020
- the cashier when i press "no tip" after all they did was spin the ipad around and hand me my food
- this is what it feels like when your joke bangs in the gc
- The Epstein client list is real. So is the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.
- my face when im seated in the movie theater with a large tub of popcorn and a cherry icee
- how it feels going to see a new horror movie in the theater with a big bucket of popcorn and a large fountain soda
- In your opinion, what’s the worst movie that’s come out this year?
- my most boomer take is that there should be absolutely no advertisements played during movies on paid streaming services no matter what "tier" you belong to. just give me 5-10 minutes of ads before the movie starts or else im just cancelling altogether and using tubi.
- instead of texting "on my way but running a little late" im just gonna start sending this
- leaving work early on a friday afternoon like
















