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Ferret
@Ferretgrove
Queen of The Snark. I may have met a horse. Can lead a man to despair with a single tweet. Dullard. Worse than a cow she is. Cringe effort of a bio. Thilth.
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    Ferret
    @Ferretgrove
    Jun 11
    I’ve said all this before but I’ll repeat it. We get one chance in a generation to have a Labour government. When this government falls, as they all do, it will not be the fault of external influences but the fault of people who underestimated the challenge and got impatient.
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    Ferret
    @Ferretgrove
    Jul 6, 2025
    Let us remind June that the man who broke the enigma code was Alan Turing, a gay man and people just like June vilified him until he took his own life. We must never go back to the ‘good old days’.
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    June Slater
    @juneslater17
    Jul 6, 2025
    If these are real soldiers, Russia could take us in a week, that's if they only sent their dinner ladies!
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    Ferret
    @Ferretgrove
    Jan 29, 2025
    There is an unwritten law that whenever you open a packet of tablets, you will open it at the end with the folded over leaflet.
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    Ferret
    @Ferretgrove
    Jul 11, 2021
    To Marcus Rashford Children were fed because of you. That’ll do kid.
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    Ferret
    @Ferretgrove
    Jul 16, 2025
    ‘Try to look sad love.’ ‘I can’t look sad daddy, I’m smirking in anticipation of the grift money.’
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    Queen Natalie 👑
    @TheNorfolkLion
    Jul 15, 2025
    This is where we're at in the UK: a schoolgirl banned from ‘Diversity Day’ for wearing a Union Jack dress! 🇬🇧 Our country’s an absolute joke. We’re not allowed to celebrate British culture, just everyone else’s!
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    Ferret
    @Ferretgrove
    Sep 5, 2025
    I paid my TV licence. It bought you a farm.
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    Jeremy Clarkson
    @JeremyClarkson
    Sep 5, 2025
    We paid for Angela Rayner’s education. We paid her wages when she worked for the local council. We paid her wages when she became an MP. We even paid the settlement that enabled her to buy a house. Tax payers have funded every aspect of her entire life.
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    Ferret
    @Ferretgrove
    Jul 19, 2024
    I think that whenever an MP jumps ship, there should be an automatic recall petition, particularly when it happens so soon after they were elected, because people aren’t getting what they voted for. It’s cheating.
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    British Electoral Politics
    @electpoliticsuk
    Jul 19, 2024
    NEW: Suella Braverman is expected to defect to Reform UK.
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    Ferret
    @Ferretgrove
    Feb 21, 2025
    The BBC just reported that if the AFD are successful in Germany, they’ll be making history, That’s not true, they’ll be repeating history.
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    Ferret
    @Ferretgrove
    Sep 26, 2022
    Poor Boris Johnson, he couldn’t even hold his position as the worst Prime Minster ever.
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    Ferret
    @Ferretgrove
    Jul 12, 2024
    Oh dear, if only someone had reported on this before he won an election by *checks notes* 98 votes.
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    Ferret
    @Ferretgrove
    Aug 29, 2025
    Omg, this isn’t even AI. These people deserve to be ridiculed for the rest of their lives. 😂😂😂
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    Ferret
    @Ferretgrove
    Aug 15, 2024
    Wayne was arrested on Sunday. I bet he didn’t do this.
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    Ferret
    @Ferretgrove
    May 9, 2019
    Dear @BBC, Since you binned Danny Baker for his awful comment, please consider dropping Nigel Farage from #bbcqt this evening. He is so much worse.
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    Ferret
    @Ferretgrove
    Aug 21, 2022
    Hi Rachel Johnson The shortage of water treatment chemicals that contributed to the release of sewage into our waterways was not because of the strike at Felixstowe. Effluent was released last week, the strike started today. Facts matter. @LBC