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Fergus Craig
@FergusCraig
Actor writer comedy person. Rep: Curtis Brown. New book now... geni.us/MurdererRetire…
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Joined March 2009
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    My next book cover changed again, by the way. Basically, the Australian and New Zealand publishers said that they liked the UK cover but they also liked the colours on the American cover and then we decided that we agreed, so now this is also the UK cover.
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    It's already 2021 in New Zealand. That's what happens when you have a woman Prime Minister who knows what she's doing. UK lagging behind again.
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    Fair play to Chris Pincher. I’ve had some big nights but never drank so much that it brought down a government.
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    Sue Gray should just suddenly release the report onto everyone's phones like that U2 album.
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    Mike Tyson, as good as he once was, is just too old to be fighting Jake Paul. Time for Kamala Harris to step in.
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    Me after the savings from my new kettle.
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    I’m in one of those pubs ran by people who’ve never been to a pub.
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    Just remembered that Prince did 21 nights at the O2 arena and every single ticket was £31.
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    Carabao have done well to sponsor the league cup for pushing a decade, whilst maintaining their record of not one person in Britain ever trying their product.
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    Matt Hancock meets a woman. Sound on.
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    When they finished sixth on X Factor I remember thinking, those boys will be at the centre of the resistance in the week that the full apparatus of the American state is violently turned upon its people by the host of The Apprentice.
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    It's easy to forget just how mental the first year of the pandemic sent this country.
    Sir Captain Tom Moore lit up by drones in the sky and surrounded by dazzling fireworks! Incredible #NewYearsEve
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    To get a passport for your child you have to be friends with someone from a ‘recognised profession’. Such a weird rule. It’s basically, “before we can let you go on holiday, you have to prove to us that you know someone middle class”
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    Someone under 30 celebrating a goal.
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