1) downloaded tinder
2) matched with a woman
3) exchanged banter with said woman
4) scheduled date for Monday night
5) Sunday night got this message saying she didn't think we'd be compatible because... (See screenshot)
#NFTs
I CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP FAM 🤣
FΞLD | mrbayc.eth 🕯️
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- Wasn't planning on buying an ape today, but sometimes things happen. Welcome to the fam #4355 #BAYC
- Yeah I know, launching a project on April Fools is probably the dumbest thing I could do, but I can't wait anymore. Boring Security, be known to the world! More details in the thread below! 👇🧵
- The liquidity was fun while it lasted. Snagged another one :) #BAYC
- SCAM ALERT: If you ever hear this line "hey the nfttrader link you sent me isn't working" Run. Run so far away. This has been the most successful scam in NFT history.
- Hi I've never sold an NFT at a loss. Am I the only one?
- Ok but like, this is pretty damn cool! Snagged a #BAYC custom commission from the one and only NFTCarver! It really does pop!
- BIGGEST OTHERDEED SALE TO DATE: #BAYC #Otherside Perched right next to the founder plots, this sold for 200ETH using sudoswap!
- New ape, who dis? Good day to be an ape! After I bought it, some friends said "This is the most Feld ape I've ever seen" 🤣🤣
- Friendly reminder that Boring Security is giving away free ApeCoin Ledgers to Apes/Mutants who take the Web3 Security Essentials class before Feb 2024. Every graduate gets one for free. Just pay shipping. We don't want to see any more stolen apes this season. Already been too
- So you're telling me a smart contract from 2 years ago gets exploited, a hacker steals a bunch of NFTs, sends a few of them back, then she goes to sleep. And the only way we stopped the bleeding is because some 16 year old kid had a genius idea? Only in crypto, man.
- .@SynapseProtocol -gets attacked -investigates -catches the attacker -recovers the funds -alerts partners that are effected -launches new pools with the exploit patched -distributes the funds back to those affected -resumes service within 16 hours What'd you do today anon 🤣?













