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Faux Pelini
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Faux Pelini
@FauxPelini
Coach, yeller, philanthropist, anger manager. Weekly column on @SubstackInc. Contributor at The Athletic. (Parody account) [email protected]
Joined December 2010
- do they even make uniforms that smallnapheesa collier gave birth to her daughter, mila, less than 3 months ago she's in the lynx's starting lineup tonight
- This is weird but Ohio State investigated Ohio State and decided not to ruin Ohio State’s football program
- TRUST ME DO NOT GO TO THAT MEETING
- This is weird but they designed a 4 team playoff for 5 conferences and they’re having trouble making it work
- Yeah because they played on land againFor the third consecutive season, Army beats Navy.
00:00 - In fairness A&M would have won if UCLA didn't score those last 5 touchdowns
- Computers say Nebraska has a 4% chance to beat OSU but if someone said you have a 4% chance of being murdered today you’d be nervous, so
- If you can't handle fans yelling "hit the ball dipshit" then you shouldn't be playing t-ball in the first place
- OH MY GOD WHAT’S THE SCOREBy kicking his 566th field goal today, Adam Vinatieri now has made more field goals than anyone in NFL history.
- Very sad, he was playing so wellJimmer Fredette EXPLODED in China in Sharks win vs Sichuan 114-105: 50 points 10 rebounds 9 assists 3 steals 2PT: 6/13 3PT: 10/20 FT: 8/9 45 minutes
