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The Podfather
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The Podfather
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matt kelley. @fastdraftapp founder. @rotounderworld boss. brunchfather. content colossus. data journalist. stack master. adp whisperer.
- raise YOUR HAND if you drafted *zero* kyren this year. 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
- lets stop pretending better pics exist.
- jordan addison was widely mocked as the wr2 in the 2023 draft class, played at usc, and is a 1:1 long-term replacement for keenan allen. the chargers drafted quentin johnstoof.
- first round wrs who failed to deliver a wr1 week in their rookie season (last 5 years): 2019 - n'keal harry 2020 - jalen reagor, henry ruggs 2021 - rashod bateman 2022 - jameson williams 2023 - jaxon smith-njigba, quentin johnston
GIF - always cringe at the "player x can't stay healthy" lament as if it's a major inconvenience for you and your fake computer team. meanwhile, it's a dude's life.Reminder that these players are human beings and not just pawns for your fantasy team.
00:00 - eagles 5 year plan: "okay, we need to trade way up for an old, erratic north dakota state qb prospect, win a super bowl with someone else, pay the bad qb $128 million, then surround him with jj arcega-whiteside and jalen reagor instead of dk metcalf and justin jefferson."
- christian watson's height-adjusted speed score: 129.1 (99th percentile) ranks no. 4 in the playerprofiler wr database. calvin johnson: 139.0 dk metcalf: 133.3 chase claypool: 129.8 christian watson: 129.1 terrelle pryor: 128.3
00:00 - top unrestricted free agent wrs chris godwin allen robinson kenny golladay juju smith-schuster will fuller curtis samuel corey davis
GIF - geronimo allison and anthony miller walk into a bar...
