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'Ello Chinese has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's 'Ello Chinese man.
Fakko
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Fakko
@FanAkko
Life is a cabaret, old chuds
The North Pole
Joined October 2019
- I've seen the way women play the sims i know the darkness in their soulThem: Why aren’t you dating? Me:
- One time a guy at college showed me a meat canyon video on his phone and it was the longest 3 minutes of my entire lifeMeat Canyon has released the “I am so Lonely” Invincible video, but it’s a little interesting to say the least…
00:00 - You're supposed to pick your dad you fucking retardsWhen you turn 18 society asks young men to pick one of these two as their role models. If these are the only two forms of masculinity available to us I am straight up killing myself
- It really sickens me how quickly some people will turn on a life long friendI don't even think these designs are competing anymore DK Bananza blows Rare's DK out of the water for me!
- Never let movie synergy trick you into thinking iron man isn't sick
- See the real take away here is that you could really just say fucking anything in 2013
- He is in lego games for literal babiesHow comic book fans look when you tell them it's weird to play as a Nazi:
- If you ever wonder why Spider-Man will never be good again you have to remember that minimum 70% of the fandom have brains like thisThe downgrade 😭
- Sorry you're getting sigma male Guy Gardner edits tomorrowSuperman may unironically save this generation of men
- I'm actually really pro the default rivals designs being so different so we can easily segregate these people from the rest of the communityStacking donuts... #MarvelRivals
- I don't know if this is a hot take but it's its actual mental illness if you're in anguish that you said something insensitive when you were literally 12 years old, like you're fine, chill out, you're not 12 now.
