Fake Urban ❌eyer (parody)
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Fake Urban ❌eyer (parody)
@FakeUrban
FOX College Football analyst, 3x national champion/Florida Gators and THE Ohio State University. (parody) [email protected]
Dublin, OH and Siesta Key, FL
Joined December 2012
- HEISMAN FINALISTS RECAP: Chase Young: Ohio State junior Justin Fields: Ohio State sophomore Joe Burrow: Ohio State graduate Jalen Hurts: Has heard of Ohio
- Congratulations to Joe Burrow for becoming Ohio State’s most recent third-string quarterback to win a national championship.
- Thinking about that time when my team scored 62 points on the top defense in America, knocked our rival out of the college football playoff conversation and earned the right to play for the Big Ten championship. Seems like yesterday.
- Thinking about that time when we barreled past one of the best defenses in the country, shut up their obnoxious fan base and won our ninth national championship. Seems like yesterday.
- Wishing you and your loved ones a Happy New Year. Have a wonderful 2020 except: ESPN SEC officials Guys named Dabo Penn State fans Nick Saban Purdue Baker Mayfield Jim Harbaugh Iowa Anyone north of Toledo
- OMG NOTRE DAME COACH BRIAN KELLY IS LOOKING DOWN AT THE GROUND, HIS HANDS ON HIS KNEES!!! SOMEBODY CHECK ON HIS HEALTH AND ALL YOU IDIOTS FROM @espn SHOULD SHOW CUTAWAYS OF HIM THE REST OF THE GAME!!!
- Today is the longest day of the year except in Ann Arbor, where the last Saturday of November is always their longest day of the year.
- This won’t be the first time today you’ll see The Ohio State University sadden an SEC team.
- Observations from today: 1. Elite teams should beat Kentucky. 2. You may now shut up, Central Florida. 3. A sincere thanks for allowing me to be your official fictional football coach at The Ohio State University. #❤️
- HALFTIME STAT: Total Points Scored in College Football Playoff History: Ohio State 180 Michigan 3
