Change name.
Move to another country.
Live alone in forest.
In shame.
Forever
daz boot ๐ฎ๐น
132.9K posts
mostly shouting at the telly. fake outrage. sarcasm.
Up North, the grim bit.
Joined May 2015
- Replying to @BBCNewsThis is anti trans. 99.999999% of those who transition are happy. You chose one that wasn't happy? Disgraceful
- Replying to @Get_effedDrinking wine in the kitchen & having a dance to the great tunes. They love shit like that
- Replying to @rickygervaisDid you miss a comma after 'Love' in the last sentence? Or is it a demand?
- Replying to @caitlynvanbeckx and @piersmorganTo be fair, him replying to you is probably the biggest exposure you've had since you were booted off X-Factor. You played it well. Good luck with the next single.
- Replying to @FightHavenWhy do they always ask "What's up?" But never let them answer the question. It's very rude. The gentleman in blue needs to learn how conversation works.
- Grandad shopping with his grand daughter, happy smiles. Then he gets arrested for brushing past a woman at a works do Xmas party in 1977. She sends a letter to him in prison, written on John Lewis coloured paper. #GuessTheJohnLewisAd
- Replying to @AnnekaRice and @BBCBreakingIf it runs through you like a stick of rock then you have been institutionalised.
- I see your box of frogs And I raise you Gillian McKeithCertificate Of Vaccination I D Truth is always in plain sight.
- Replying to @piersmorganBad form. You'd have attacked the choice either way.
- Replying to @Tyson_Fury @BronzeBomber and 4 othersDon't fight in the Netherlands. He'll have too much support. With all the windmills and that.
- Replying to @footballfightsYeah lads! I was totally up for it, smash fuck out of the cunts, but 2 coppers dragged me away




