"Nice hat!", My colorblind boss says, unaware that the front of it shows a picture of his face, with the caption "worst boss ever" all tinted the exact blue he can't see. "Thanks, it's my favorite" I say to him. He pulls out tinted glasses and says "Let me get a better look.."
Justyn
2,985 posts
very philosophical gamer
youtube.com/funke
- it took me 10 fucking years to realize the tf2 logo is just the negative space of a valve wheel
- They don't make computer viruses like they used to. When I was 11 I downloaded fake runescape hacks and some guy started talking shit to me through pop-up boxes for not owning dragon platelegs while I responded to him in a notepad. Now viruses just make you mine bitcoin
- I dreamt about a brand of candy named "Gaslighters" that would mismatch their artificial colors and flavors to make things like green-colored strawberry, which I handed out to people while aggressively insisting it's green apple until they broke down weeping
- Drawing a progressively more visceral and realistic depiction of hangman on the chalkboard until nobody wants to guess any letters anymore
- hello. i'm finishing a new funke video, it'll be out on friday
00:00 - MY INCREASINGLY UPSET PEN PAL: You think you're so fucking funny? Well newsflash, dick, I own a UV light. And I'm sick of all your little 'comments' written in invisible ink. ME: What do you mean? I just write like this you friend.
- Too much radio music today has an annoying beeping sound in it which kills the vibe while i'm driving really fast with my seatbelt off
- FOMO is a predatory business practice that more gamers should be advocating against. For example, the breakfast menu at Panera Bread ends at 10:30 AM, 3 entire hours before the average gamer wakes up
- (A Speedrunner Explaining the Grocery Store's Self-Checkout Isle) Yeah so on a 6-sided box you have a 16% chance of scanning the barcode without looking; 33% if we assume it's not on the front. Basically it's worth the RNG risk since the timesave is huge compared to looking first



