baby he won't even listen to you infodump about your OCs, please just leave him... i've read the whole lore doc you sent me... i could treat you better
a true fujoshi recognizes the excellence of a well executed straight ship... the heart of a fujoshi never needs writes off women to make their yaoi more feasible... in fact the highest blessing a straight ship can be offered is the love and care of a pure fujoshi. like a unicorn
i love fictional relationships where they are so in love it is not healthy. they are obsessed with each other. their first priorities are all each other. therapists would beg them to separate. but they won't. they'll stay together forever and ever even if no one else understands
hate when people read my posts and ask "did we play the same video game?". for the last time. no. i ordered my copy off of yaoigaygoggles dot com, it was a limited release. stop asking stupid questions
no fucking way i just had a guy tell me he was going to get his girlfriend "a giftcard to sephiroth or whatever" you mean SEPHORA? sephiroth. SEPHIROTH?