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I have my whole life ahead of me. Except for that huge chunk that is behind me and that I can never get back no matter what.
F. Scott Fitz Jesse (Johnny Utah edition)
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F. Scott Fitz Jesse (Johnny Utah edition)
@FScottFitzJesse
I'm just here to make fun of myself.
- Allegedleigh would be a great girls’ name.
- Replying to @manfreakbeastI talk plenty throughout the day.
- She was beautiful, silent, and mysterious…like the d in Bundt cake.
- What’s that song that goes: ᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃ ᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃ aaaaaa AAAAAA aaaaa ᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃ AAAAAAAAAAAAA ᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃ AAAAAAA aaaaaaa ᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃ
- Replying to @rachsymeGuidance counselors were strangely silent about this path.
- I refuse to patronize Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse or Fifth Third Bank until they are prosecuted for their crimes against syntax.
- Maybe pretending to uphold a value system WAS the tradition.
- We are gathered here today, to join these 4 types of cheeses in holy macaroni.
- Am I brave if I go back to college at age 40? I don’t want to further my career. I just want to kind of hang out.
- Sorry you died on such a stupid hill. rip
- Found a door I never noticed in the basement of this house I moved in to last month...opened it...pulled the light cord...
- When did science get a monopoly on donated corpses? What if I want to donate my body to literature? Theater? Philosophy?
- Her breasts were amazing—soft and comforting, like the bun that comes with a Filet-o-Fish Sandwich®️ now two for five dollars at McDonald’s.