Replying to @realDonaldTrump and @kanyewest
Imagine 5 years ago someone telling you that President Donald Trump spoke to Kanye West on the telephone so they could devise a plan to free ASAP Rocky from a Swedish prison.
The Fat Jewish 🦩
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The Fat Jewish 🦩
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My mom fucked Shel Silverstein in 1971. Seriously.
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- Replying to @RealSkipBaylessThrow that backsplash in the trash too
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- PRETENDING YOU'RE NOT A BELIEBER AT THIS POINT IS STUPID AND YOU ARE A BORN LIAR
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- Replying to @realDonaldTrump and @kanyewest2019 IS REALLY FUCKING WEIRD.
