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C.A. Pinkham
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C.A. Pinkham
@EyePatchGuy
I write stuff. Bylines @Thrillist, @JewishCurrents, @Jezebel, @fanbytemedia, @thedailymeal, @fanbuzz. [email protected] eyepatchguy.bsky.social
Pittsburgh, PA
Joined December 2009
- If I ever die from COVID, please know that my dying wish is that my corpse be catapulted at high speed directly into Mitch McConnell’s bedroom window at 3 am
- When we talk about all time funniest Twitter moments I can't believe people always forget this one
- The thing about the “it wasn’t about slavery chuds” is if you just keep asking them questions they eventually will have to admit it was about slavery
- Look man I don’t like admitting the right is correct on anything but what the fuck are we doing with this flag
- Replying to @EyePatchGuyI don’t just want my death to be politicized, i want it to be weaponized
- For real they literally refer to the rest of us, derogatorily, as “right clickers,” which is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard in my entire life
- Replying to @EyePatchGuySomeone was like “do you mean into or through” as a grammar gotcha and I was honestly thinking into but really you can choose your own adventure here
- Replying to @EyePatchGuyJust make a queer flag that includes everyone, every single group does not need to be specifically and separately shouted out on one flag at the same time
- Replying to @fellawhomstdveLOTR fans hate it bc the lady dwarves don't have beards
