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SinCity
Joined August 2012
- I hate it when a dog starts barking & then every other dog nearby retweets him.
- Replying to @Unkle_KBest part of the thread for me ππππππππ
- How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got on one knee, pulled out a ring, and said "I don't wanna be obamaself."
- A woman just dropped a 1000 note next to me. I thought, 'What would Jesus do?', so I turned it into wine. I bought wine.
- Arguing with a woman is like reading the Terms & Conditions. At the end, you ignore everything & click "I agree."
- To the guy who invented Zero... Thanks for nothing!
- CEO: What is your profession? OMONDI: I am a monocotyledon cremator, CEO: Never heard of that before, OMONDI: I roast maize sir. C.E.O: ππ
- Leo msingoje mistari, Nimekunywa dawa ya cough so syrup
- Knock Knock Who's there? Daisy Daisy who? Daisy me rolling, they hating






