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@brian_bilston I'm not much of a poet, but here's a short one on my own pet-hate about Powerpoint presentations...
Andrew R
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Andrew R
@ExcelPope
Three times winner of Twitter's "Least honest bio" award.
- Person 1: The glass is 1/2 full Person 2: The glass is 1/2 empty Excel: The glass is the 1st of February
- Not suggesting that my 10yo son hasn’t been paying attention to his religious education, but he just referred to Jesus as “muggle-born”.
- You know what I miss? When we used to be able to tell what was satire and what wasn't.Nothing excites me more than gifting President Trump my latest piece honoring his real heroism. Today I feel like Leonardo D'Vinchie presenting Christ with The Last Supper mere days after the resurrection.
- "Dear Mr Tusk, Please may I have a short extension to the deadline, as my dogma has eaten my homework?"
- Too right, Nigel. Don't let him take all the credit..@Nigel_Farage says it’s “wrong” for people to claim Donald Trump has encouraged racism l-bc.co/jY9nPl #FarageOnLBC
- Replying to @jk_rowlingGlad you're OK, but thoughts & prayers to the sub-100 follower account that got 5k+ (positive) notifications defending you.
- "If you have any information on this pair, who cruelly deceived a 93-year-old lady, do please contact Westminster police station."
- Highlight of Christmas so far: My wife wrapping, and carefully peeling the price-tag off the dog’s present, so that he wouldn’t know how much we’d spent on him.
