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1984’s George Whorewell
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1984’s George Whorewell
@EwdatsGROSS
unfortunately extremely online | senior creative, 2x cat mom, former emo kid & niche internet micro celebrity
- “Women are so emotional”, sir I have never punched a hole in my dry wall
- Salem Witch Banning Abortion Trials Rights 🤝 Men not knowing how things work and deciding that women are evil and must be punished
- Drunk me made cold brew and left it in the fridge, laid out my clothes for today and did her 6 step skincare routine???? Still texted my ex tho but nobody’s perfect xoxo
- I am a: ⚪️ guy ⚪️ girl 🔘 millennial Looking for: ⚪️ a boyfriend ⚪️ a girlfriend 🔘 a way to prevent global warming because if I see one more nature documentary with a dying polar bear I will lose my shit
- “Wasting” my money on take out because I’m lazy? I think you mean “stimulating the local economy” and a “hometown hero”
- [during sex] Me: hurt me Him: your metabolism isn’t what it was in high school and it shows Me: wait Him: you never lived up to your potential because you rely on talent instead of work ethic & immediately abandon everything you’re bad at because you’re afraid of failure
- My boyfriend really booked an airbnb with BUNK BEDS for our ANNIVERSARY
- cultural impact: █ █ █ █ ＿ Gwen Stefani the American teaching me to educational system spell Bananas
- Me during sex: hurt me Him: you’ve gained a lot of weight since high school and your personality doesn’t make up for it Me: wait- Him: your tweets aren’t funny and you’re so creatively burnt out you’re forced to use meme templates for content Me: p l s s t o p
