Shoutout to the girl at Sephora saying “what’s your girlfriends phone number I can just see what she buys”. Easiest stocking stuffer mission ever
Evan Sowards
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Evan Sowards
@EvanSowards
People guy in the world of nuclear fusion. A remnant of @49ersHub. I’m not media I just complain about the 49ers
Los Angeles, CA
Joined December 2013
- Since taking the vaccine, Travis Kelce has won the Super Bowl, been an all pro twice, and is currently dating the most famous woman on the planet Since refusing to take the vaccine Rodgers started doing drugs in dark holes, got really into podcasts and tore his Achilles“Mr. Pfizer” responds to Aaron Rodgers:
00:00 - This looks like both Kelce brothers combinedFree agent center Jonas Valanciunas has agreed on a three-year, $30 million deal with the Washington Wizards, sources tell ESPN.
- Replying to @bennetthaseltonI’m honestly surprised it took as long as it did for some super online person to reply with something weird and cringy like this
- You can literally see the confidence bar in Trey Lance start to rise. The cure to the quarterback problem is literally to just believe in them.
- The average person is so, so much dumber than anyone understands
- Oh god I’m starting to like Mac Jones what is happeningMac Jones:
- This is such a perfect psychological case study for MAGA supporters. There’s absolute indisputable evidence that they lied about this. It’s clear as day. And they’ll all fall in line and pretend they never cared about itDOOCY: So what happened to the Epstein client list that the attorney general said she had on her desk? LEAVITT: I think if you go back and look at what the attorney general said DOOCY: I've got the quote. She said, it's sitting on my desk right now to review.
00:00 - Harrison Butker: Women should be stay at home wives NFL: Honestly we respect you so much dude whatever you say is good with us Colin Kaepernick: Police brutality is bad and I want innocent black people to stop getting murdered NFL: We never want to see your face again fuck you
- When this is over we need to make the Nuremberg Trial’s look like a fucking daycareThis guys openly and proudly admits that he’s a fascist and he doesn’t condemn the Nazi regime. When you don’t vote, people like this loser get to pick our leaders, and they’re not picking people who care about you. Absolute insanity.
- This guy just got another tax break and your taxes are going to go up🤘🏼Magic Johnson showed off his summer vacation aboard the yacht WHISPER. • 312-foot yacht • Sleeps 12 guests in 7 cabins • Pool, gym, sauna, and movie theatre Jaguars owner Shad Khan sold the yacht to former Google CEO Eric Schmidt in 2023. Price tag = $1.4 million per week.
00:00 - Kelce was laughing about it. Aaron Rodgers immediately follows up with DEBATE ME BRO ILL BRING RFK DEBATE ME Just a giant fucking loser lmfaoThe potential next great American debate:
00:00 - Mina Kimes is such a fantastic litmus test. Every real sports fan who isn’t a complete fucking moron knows how knowledgeable she is. She’s like the best representation of the people who are very online but not absolute mouth breathersI just want all of you young men to know that there was a time when you turned on any sports show and it would be full of dudes being dudes with sports highlights and funny lines. Dunks. Big football hits. Now, you get henpecked and scolded like you forgot to take out the trash.
