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Eva Palmer
@Eva_Palmer
tech PR | no pain au chocolat no gain au chocolat | EPCOT’s biggest fan
Lakewood Ranch, FL
Born October 16
Joined April 2009
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    We need to shut down the kitchens of the Democratic Party until we can figure out what’s going on.
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    Beto furiously scribbling “this administration has been one big technical difficulty” on his notepad, Warren kicking down the door to the control room with pliers & her electrician certification.
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    Replying to @Eva_Palmer
    I am using my 30 seconds of going the tiniest bit viral to say that if anyone knows Taylor Swift please tell her I said hi.
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    This is the face of a dog who rolled in poop outside and has no regrets. (cc @darth)
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    This is the hardest I have laughed in weeks. gwhatchet.com/2020/09/15/del…
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    Who is running against Mark Meadows in 2020 and where can I donate to them?
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    Everyone tweeting “VOTE” like???? We’re trying????? That’s why we’re all here???????????? Are you new???????
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    Best part of #CelebBB so far is 100% when Omarosa told the guy from Big Time Rush that she was on the 1st season of The Apprentice and the guy responded with “Apprentice to who?”
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    This story is awful for so many reasons, and one of those reasons is how atrociously GW's student court treated Miller's victim. thedailybeast.com/silicon-valley…
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    I’m most thankful for being born into a family that does not participate in a Thanksgiving 5K
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    I spend each day throughly shocked that the small horse that lives with my parents is only 8 months old.
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    All I'm saying is I didn't have to remind my self aloud that there are good people in the world when Obama was president.