Thank you to everybody that shared, contributed, and prayed when my violin was stolen. I love y’all more than I could ever explain. Welcome my new baby, Krim . We’re so back 💕
Applicants for the federal government are now being asked to prove when they had their moment of “MAGA revelation.”
Career civil servants are being interrogated about who they voted for.
I love the “I asked my wife for an open relationship” to “I didn’t expect other people to find my wife attractive and nobody wants me but now she won’t close it cause she’s happy” pipeline.