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David Griffiths
@Erudite4Unity
Anti-nationalist. Political analyst. Psephologist. Ex-Holyrood candidate. I predict events accurately. SNP/Reform shills label me an ultra-unionist.
Ardrossan, Scotland
Joined July 2020
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    No constituencies won by @ReformUKScot. Here's a suggestion. In the next Holyrood election, instead of voting for Reform, take the ballot paper, shove it up your arse and set fire to it. The effect will be just the same as wasting your vote on a losing Reform candidate. Enjoy.
    SCOTTISH ELECTION 2026: FINAL CONSTITUENCY RESULTS After nearly 12 hours of counting we have the results of all 73 constituency contests in the Scottish Parliament election.
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    A 41% increase in rapes in Scotland's biggest city. In one year. What could possibly have caused this appalling trend?
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    I'm told @NicolaSturgeon will shortly announce her decision to stand down as SNP leader before the next UK General Election.
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    Nicola Sturgeon should be ignored in exactly the same way that Nicola Sturgeon ignores the result of the 2014 referendum.
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    Hi @Ross_Greer. I'm a private landlord. Tenants moved out of my flat yesterday and left it looking like this. As private landlords don't contribute anything useful to society, I won't bother to clean it up. It's in Ayr. What time can you be here? You'll need gloves and a mask.
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    Er, isn't this just a little...er, racist?
    Here is Humza Yousaf’s racist rant last night whilst receiving his Bashir Maan (CBE) & Bashir Ahmad (MSP) Award for Public Service 👀🤡
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    Imagine if it emerged that a private flight had gone from Edinburgh to a "west coast" destination on "most weekends throughout lockdown"? Imagine further that a formerly extremely senior Scottish Government Minister was a solitary passenger, occasionally with a female companion?
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    I almost forgot in all the excitement of #NoDealNicola day. Today marks 90 days since @MargaretFerrier took a train from London to Glasgow despite knowing she had tested positive for Covid-19. How is the inquiry progressing, @PoliceScotland? An update would be helpful.
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    As many of you will know, I am currently undergoing chemotherapy at the Beatson. Every 3rd Friday, I get the call telling me how its going. I just heard the words I crave more than any others: "Your bloods are fine." It's been a very good week. Have a great weekend, everyone. 💙
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    Those resignations in full: - Scottish National Investment Bank CEO - Head of SNP independence task force - SNP Treasurer - SNP NEC member - Westminster SNP leader - Police Scotland Chief Constable - First Minister - Deputy First Minister - SNP CEO Perfectly normal. 👌
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    Meet Karen Adam. She is one of the SNP MSPs who voted today to keep Maggie Chapman on the Holyrood Equalities, Human Rights and Civil Justice Committee. Karen is MSP for Banffshire and Buchan Coast. Vote tactically to remove her in next year's Holyrood election.
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    Alex Salmond: "Nicola Sturgeon and senior SNP figures conspired to have me jailed. The FM has broken the Ministerial Code." Nicola Sturgeon: "Show me your evidence." Alex Salmind: "Certainly. Here it is." Salmond Inquiry: "We refuse to publish your evidence."
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    You may have seen the @ScotNational try to ridicule me after I revealed the FM is ready to resign. They don't believe I could have access to news from inside the SNP. To disprove this, I will continue to post stories which could only have come from SNP insiders. Keep watching. 😉
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    Isn't it hilarious to watch furious Scottish Nationalists pretending they're happy to pay higher taxes than anyone else in the UK?