invisible turkey wraps
19.2K posts
playing the long-game
Texas, USA
Joined November 2011
- Dads when they sense the ac has been tampered with
00:00 - Me: “yoo I started watc-“ The homie after months of recommending that particular show:
00:00 - When you tweet “back on my bullshit” but you were never off it
00:00 - Just found out Grindr isn’t an app for upcoming hustlas
- Porn titles be extra disrespectful when it’s black people involved “ghetto thot street rat sucks off unskilled,unemployed prolly went to jail bbc”
- The salesman: “That niggér sure showed us”
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00:23Shaq spent $1.3m at a car dealership because they asked him if he can even afford them - White people before they tell a joke about black people
- Imagine dying and on the very next day chik-fil-a comes out with a $4 for 4 deal
- Me taking back all my forehead kisses when I notice the angle of her passenger seat is 5° more obtuse
- I don’t care if they have cousins, uncles, aunties or nephews Lakers in 5
- If this was 2008 he would of already dropped a mixtape called ‘Action Brunson’ with this very picJalen Brunson is listed as questionable for tomorrow’s game vs. Memphis Grizzlies per @ScoopB
- Women: “all men ever do in their groupchat is condone rape culture and talk about cheating.” Men’s gc:
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