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Emily Bryant
@EmilyBryant4
I thank god every night that this is my life
Joined August 2011
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    My grandpa used to make me smoke black n milds to keep the mosquitos away
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    Replying to @emily_ratke
    see.. totally normal idk what all the hubbub is about
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    WHY put the volume on an odd number when you can just as easily put it on an even number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    ALSO my lungs and I are doing fine these days and my family does love me but thx for all the concern
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    Friends mom: “you can spend the night but we’re waking up early to go to church in the morning” Middle school me:
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    Does someone ever get on your nerves so bad you talk shit to them in your head the whole time they talk every time they talk????
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    People are getting buck wild over the picture I tweeted of lil me smoking a cigar lmao
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    Just to clear the air for u people at the beginning of deer season in Georgia although it may be chilly enough for a CHILD to be bundled up-
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    My Wife and Kids is highly underrated
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    I'll take that as a compliment
    why did I think this was Michael Cera
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    Can't even ignore my friends in peace anymore