Me: A woman from Enniskillen got the first vaccine, Mam
My mother: Who? One of the Fergusons I bet.
Emer McL 🏳️⚧️
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Emer McL 🏳️⚧️
@EmerTheScreamer
emer doesn’t live here anymore
- Man in Boots yesterday was all “don’t take the paracetamol and ibuprofen together”. Sir, it is day two of my period. I will put them into a spicy marg if I wish.
- The people who’ve been “socially distantly” meeting their pals for weeks now. What are they gonna do on Monday? Just start licking lift buttons?
- “They’re riling her up” Toby is a menace to society #LoveIsland
- “We mustn’t allow women to become promiscuous”, is what one man said to me on the street today. This is at the heart of so much of the No campaign. Wind your beaks in and mind your own business. #repealthe8th
- The new Minister for Education is anti choice so let’s just KEEP AN EYE ON THAT
- "I'm applying for a mortgage" - me buying raffle tickets for houses in Donegal
- Why do those two have no heads? WHAT ARE THEY NOT TELLING US?
- This evening I’m bringing my mother out for a fancy dinner even though she can’t eat after a year of brutal cancer treatment. But she’s afraid the voucher will expire and she’d rather die than let them away with it.
- Okay I take it back Priya is a messy bitch #LoveIsland
- Everyone should just pretend they thought tomorrow was a bank holiday too.
- Me in any Irish bar on any foreign holiday after two (2) drinksI’m Irish.
