My boyfriend got his covid vaccine yesterday and I can tell you the most prominent side effect is the inability to shut up about getting the covid vaccine
Emaperidol MD
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Emaperidol MD
@Emaperidol
Northeast, USA
Born October 3
Joined September 2011
- My sister went to her favorite Karaoke spot last week and found out they closed down because they didn’t have the proper permit. She helped them file the proper paperwork to reopen and represented them for free, because she needs her post work karaoke sessions on Thursdays 😂😭
- Me: Did you just… hit your vape in my clinic? 18 yo patient: Yes lol Me: Don’t do that again or I will have to smack you buddy 18yo: *looks at his mom* Can she talk to me like that?! Pt’s mom: Yes and she can also smack you 😂😂
- Replying to @EmaperidolI don’t have anything to promote except go out & donate some blood, wear your masks, stay safe for the holidays. And someone help me buy my man a PS5 for christmas
- i will ask him but i dont think he’s familiar with the term 6 inch
- my ex from 10 years ago who i haven’t spoken to since called me today to tell me he thinks im the one and he loves me? i’m sorry but literally who are you i genuinely forget, that was pre med school, like the person you are looking for is no longer alive this is patrick
- Thread on how to flirt with different specialties. #1 Internal Medicine
- Replying to @EmaperidolHelp me FIND*** I don’t want your money thanks lads
- Replying to @EmaperidolIt’s not even about EVALI or cancer its just lame bro
- I called my attending babe yesterday and now I would like to quit residency
- I recognized my 5 year old cousin on the news when she said her name, right before she told the reporter that she’s hungry and hasn’t had a meal in 2 weeks. I’m walking into my clinic rn, where I can’t talk about any of this out loud. Give me a wellness module for that.
- -Date going extremely poorly- Him: It’s murder. What if YOU were aborted as a fetus? Me: I would have been spared from this conversation.
- “How can you be a pediatrician who doesn’t want to have kids?” you go to medschool and then do a peds resdiency. Next question
- The DSM-5 Horoscope 🤝 “omg that’s so me!”