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Elisha Long
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Elisha Long
@ElishaDLong
Short Bus Conquistadors
Joined March 2023
The average guy after the age of 25 has no form of physical play or participation in athletic games. Just gym, walks, and the occasional hike. Most of us were kids longer than we've been adults, and the first thing we gave up was the most important thing we did as children.- Daily mandatory walks around your suburb are one of the greatest indicators of depression. I'll say any form of routine walking. It is not the walking that makes you a prisoner, it is that walking is a symptom of slavery. Kids never want to go on walks. They want to play.
- Hit on the hot HR girl at work. Get fired. Retardmaxx it
- Replying to @boneGPTGreat to meet you brother. Chew glass, breathe smoke.
- Don't overthink Don't over analyze Don't ruminate Don't be skeptical Don't be afraid Retardmaxx It
- Retardmaxxing Starter Pack: 1 cup of orange juice Don't have a single deep thought Do a 360° and moonwalk away from negative people 3 dates Fire your therapists Taurine (4-6 grams) Quit your job 1 cigar Don't get emotional Eat ice cream and blast bicep curls Have a "soon"
- You fail because you are afraid to be simple Retardmaxx it
00:00 - >Halloween night downtown >3 guys start shit with the guys I'm with >One of them says "you look familiar." >"Do you watch a lot of porn?" I say while giving him the Shrek look >Slight laugh from the op. "Nah man I know I've seen you somewhere >"Oh shit you're that Retard
- Life changes every October Giddy up baby Ride the Tiger. Retardmaxx it.
- There is no blueprint dude Just whoopsie your way through life. It makes the days way more fun. Ride the tiger Retardmaxx
