Elijah Burke
36.2K posts
Elijah Burke
@ElijahWhosoever
chronically online
Kannapolis, NC
Joined October 2011
- Reminder how funny it is to watch race replays at 0.5x speed on YouTube and picture the announcers commentating while hammered at a bar
00:00 - This is BADASS. 2006 NASCAR Dodge Charger absolutely rocketing down some public highway at 200+ mph 🔥
00:00 - Mans just sang Talladega and then held up a Dale Sr flag in front of 20,000 people in Charlotte This place went WILD
- Dreaming of a Pop-Tarts 500 in NASCARthe Pop-Tarts Bowl knows what the people want
- Mans is out here bringing a bald eagle through TSA at CLT Douglas 😂🦅
00:00 - Me flexing the UPS truck in NASCAR 06 at Dodge Raceway Stadium
00:00 - -michael jordan starts a NASCAR team -Netflix starts a NASCAR show -Pitbull invests in a NASCAR team by 5PM tomorrow Jesus will announce he is expanding to a 4-car Cup team with Morgan Shepherd
- Denny Hamlin browsing the internet and finding out his W got DQ’d
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00:00- XASCAR (XFL of NASCAR) -300 mile races -No speed limit on entry to pit road -1 bonus point for bumping a car out of the way, but -5 for wrecking them -Cars have NOS & underglow -Championship finale at Tony Stewart’s Figure 8™️ -Robby Gordon is the commissioner
