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Nic
@Elegba99
Poet Laureate of Brighton Beach
New York, USA
Joined May 2014
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    Bryan Johnson is like “I had to walk away from Mormonism to find the meaning of life. What I found is that we should become immortal gods who don’t drink alcohol or caffeine”
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    “I’m not racist; I have black friends” is actually a very reasonable defense against allegations of racism
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    Replying to @Brooke_Lin1
    Confirming is superfluous because everyone should keep their word all the time at any cost
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    Replying to @ArtemisConsort
    He was so grateful to his insurance company that he decided to take direct action against their competitors as a display of fealty
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    Replying to @JCov1
    “Our research indicated that, inexplicably, 114% of matches resulted in a hookup”
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    Girl next to me at the pool is reading Polysecure: Attachment, Trauma, and Consensual Nonmonogamy. Her boyfriend is reading Mockingjay, the third installment in the Hunger Games trilogy
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    105 IQ: normie 126 IQ: Marine corps officer, incel 138 IQ: perpetually underemployed alcoholic eating a log of mozzarella cheese in his kitchen 144 IQ: autistic finance bro with coke problem 150 IQ: alcoholic libertarian autogynephile management consultant who worships Hitler
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    Replying to @Elegba99
    “I probably don’t harbor immense prejudice against racial minorities, judging by the fact that I cherish them in my life as beloved friends”
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    Replying to @MattZeitlin
    There’s going to be an 80 year old geriatric Gen X president in diapers after a string of four millennial presidents
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    The fact that squatters have legal rights is so insane
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    Replying to @growing_daniel
    We do. In a first world country, the only reliable and proven social model to facilitate above replacement birthrates is to be a religious extremist who wears a goofy hat and unsightly facial hair
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    Vance looks like a yassified chud. Like a median American man with the gorgeous eyes of Elizabeth Taylor. He is beautiful
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    Replying to @Elegba99
    Literally unassailable