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#LLModdy🕊 || He/Him || 21 || (D)MV || Black || Editor || 🇳🇬 || mostly on 🦋
Ants on your leg after biting you:
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00:28This is why an ant's bite hurts so bad. [📹 zackdfilms]- Nigga showed up for no reason, took off his helmet and turned to the side just to show off the waves
Jesus christ - When I was watching the fight I was like “yeesh the city is getting FUCKED rn. I hope this aint some man of steel shit.” AND THEN HE FIXED THE MESS RIGHT AFTER RAHHHH MY GOAT GET FRAUD SNYDER OUTTA HEREI like how he didn't just fly off and let the random folks clean up that huge mess for him. He clean after his mess so he gets extra points..! I hope we get to see a live action superman do something like this too.
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What if I dip my balls on and off your forehead like dribbling 2 crème filled basketballs huh? Just flopping my scrotum on the bridge of your nose forever changing your nasal structure, hm? Let the past go
Replying to @Spectrecolor and @kxrlmxrksIf I unzipped my pants you’d expect a massive throbbing bbc to flop out. So you’d be vulnerable as a wingless bird when a machete launches out and skewers you like a fish- That lady bug hoe canonically hates black ppl cmon nowWhat The Fuck
00:00 - Idk how I'm supposed to care about that nigga Mark Hardpunch after I just watched Atom Eve be a generational hooper like this
- Niggas are so soft on this app bruh they not real nothing of value was lost
- Replying to @MunstaMastaBatman vs The Sinister Six would probably be the most entertaining comic of all time
- DAMNIT THE RITUAL BACK FIRED INSTEAD OF REGGIE GIVING US MOTHER 3 WE LOST REGGIE
- Replying to @OmegaProYTEspecially when it’s pedophiles still working in the same industry
- My dog when I don’t let her eat the chocolate covered grapes dipped in battery acid she found under a car
