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Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler
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Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler
@ElayneBoosler
Comedian since 1885. Founder tailsofjoy.net. elayneboosler.com. instagram.com/elayneboosler. threads.com/@elayneboosler…
- Remember when Hunter Biden held the G7 at his own hotel 4 profit? And then got 100 patents granted by China? And had his real estate holdings bailed out by the Saudis? And offered foreign countries quid pro quo? And spent $200M taxpayer dollars to play golf? Me neither.
- Whew! The tape is only of @SpeakerPelosi at a hair salon. For a minute I was worried that maybe they had a tape of her hugging Dictators, or blackmailing The Pres. of Ukraine, or bragging about rape, or trying to subvert justice, or outing whistleblowers, but nope. Hair salon.
- Robin Williams & I lived together '77-'78. Before Mork & Mindy. We were so broke we had one fork & passed it back & forth to eat salad out of a stolen @TheComedyStore bowl. This was taken in Leno's messy apartment. I have to return that bowl to Pauly.
- I don't understand sex. Or politics. Bill Clinton is impeached over 1 blow job (oh, right, lying about 1 blow job). SCROTUS has f*cked the world, lies about it every day, and nothing?? THIS is why we need sex education in schools, and, oh yeah, IMPEACHMENT. #ImpeachDonaldTrump
- Today marks 38 years since my great love, my friend, my guru, Andy Kaufman is gone. Gone longer than he was here, though he'll never really be gone. We were each others' first "sweeties". Here we are in our Greenwich Village apartment, Xmas 1973. I still have the shirt.
- I'm so excited!!! Just gave out 1 million tickets to my show at the 300 seat Laugh Factory next week. I'll have to do comedy to the overflow crowd outdoors first. EVERYBODY wants to come! We'll be handing out face masks, condoms, & joints. You'll have to sign a pregnancy waiver.
- Fuck the @NFL. They're "protecting the flag", but they'll still hire you if you beat your wife, your girlfriend, or torture and kill a hundred dogs. But taking a knee is too much. #tailsofjoy
- Later, at Ground O u couldn't breathe. My skin & clothes became sticky, millions of particles glued 2 me. I thought "This is people, these r the people who died.." I walked 3 miles along the river, to give them one last day in the sun, by the water..#911Anniversary #WhereWereYou
- Twitter is contemplating eventually reinstating the account of Twice Impeached Traitor 500,000 Murderer Ex SCROTUS. I hope they don't. Twitter is so much better in every way since he has been gone. Please don't. RT for no. @twitter @TwitterSupport
- Heavens! @SpeakerPelosi got a blowout at a hair salon? If she didn't want flack from the "right" she shouldn't have done that. She should have just killed 190,000 Americans, let Russia pay to kill our soldiers, bankrupted the country morally & financially. What was she thinking?
- Sean Hannity, Jeanine Pirro, and Tucker Carlson walk into a bar. The bar is immediately lowered.
- Replying to @jaketapperI remember Melanie standing lost at the car in her blue suit on inauguration day, left behind by SCROTUS, & Barack & Michelle coming down the steps to rescue & accompany her, despite yrs of vile attacks & birtherism. Pure class & humanity. Good riddance SCROTUS & The Third Lady.
