Complaints Hotline Manager at Sealand National Holocaust Museum. Not a bigot, but transitioning to become one. My views are those of my employer. vë/vïr/vïrsëlf
Before I tweet today, I ask that you join us in acknowledging that my tweets are written on land stolen from the Anglo-Saxons, a people that are still here, continuing to honour and bring to light their ancient heritage. Thank you.
This is the "shit shit my kid is going to fall into a zoo enclosure" gait.
If a father had been present on 28 May 2016, Harambe would still be alive. But, y'know, fathers are a rare luxury for that race.
I just can't get over the thought that someone might be in legal trouble for NOT smuggling illegal immigrants into the country. My rational mind refuses to accept it. Our country can't be that cucked. This has to be a nightmare I will soon wake up from. Please now let me wake up.
White: Pull up your trousers.
Black: [OOGABOOGA AFRICAN NOISES]
White: Put your dick away.
Black: FUCKAFF
White: Get off the train.
Black: FUCKAFF FUCKAFF
White: You need to get the fuck off the train.
Black: [OOGABOOGA AFRICAN NOISES]
You’re expected to find the child’s questions a bit annoying but ultimately heartwarming because she is your daughter and you love her.
This is how we heal.