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🌰Squirrel Girl🌰
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🌰Squirrel Girl🌰
@EatNutsKickButs
A superhero with all the powers of a Squirrel and all the powes of a Girl|Parody|Not affiliated with Marvel
- Hey. Heard you wanted to fight street tiers.
"HUFF... HUFF... BRING ME MORE STREET TIERS... DAREDEVIL!! BLACK WIDOW! WHERE ARE YOU!!!" - HEY, YA BIG BULLY!!! I don't know why you're out here forcing these people to do what you want, Superman, but what I DO know is you're in for a super smackdown!!!
- So. What did we learn, Starscream?
Replying to @EatNutsKickButsPfft. Like I’ll ever take someone named “Squirrel Girl” seriously. - Morning, Squirrel Squad So, I was in LA for a little bit and... WHY IS THE MOON RED???
- I DIDN'T EVEN HIT YOU GUYS THAT HARD! YOU DON'T HAVE TO FAKE IT!
Okay, so everyone's talking about "a gorraila and a hundred men." So what if it was a hundred men versus one Squirrel Girl! I'm pretty tough too, you know! I'm like, at least 3 gorrillas strong - Sorry for being out guys! There was thos whole thing with Galactis' daughter and 2 Doctor Dooms, and weird time travel stuff... The point is, I'm back and better than ever!
- Okay, so everyone's talking about "a gorraila and a hundred men." So what if it was a hundred men versus one Squirrel Girl! I'm pretty tough too, you know! I'm like, at least 3 gorrillas strong
- They banned me from entering the building, but im still happy for you, bug guy!Thank you… All of Hulk’s friends.
- I beat the bad guys :)
Nice feats you got there. Now check this shit out. - Heya, Squirrelie Squad. Say, have you seen 2 squirrels anywhere around here? Also, why's that girl screaming
- I dunno what your problem is, but i hope you enjoy prison, jerk!
HEY, YA BIG BULLY!!! I don't know why you're out here forcing these people to do what you want, Superman, but what I DO know is you're in for a super smackdown!!!
