I let the kind gal down gently. I hope she finds the love she is seeking elsewhere.
East Bay Chris
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East Bay Chris
@EastBayChris
Proud mailman for the United States Postal Service. Voted as the top 49ers social media influencer in 2025 & 2026.
Santa Clara, CA
Joined January 2016
- Me waiting on my Cowboys fan buddy to show up to work tomorrow:
- Ricky Pearsall fought off a guy with a gun, took a bullet to the chest, and walked around with minimal help to that ambulance while bleeding like crazy. What a fucking badass. I’m all in on this guy.
- Drunk 49ers fan hits a Rolls-Royce and gets into fight in Monterey:
00:00 - Replying to @EastBayChrisUpdate: She deleted her tweet. I don’t think she took the rejection well 😔
- I just drove down the 680 and Dre Greenlaw was still running around with a football! Someone tell him to get down already!
- Losing Nick Bosa is like having your arms removed. Losing Fred Warner is having your heart ripped out from your throat.
- Jauan Jennings is showing that he’s worth every penny of the $30 million per year that the 49ers paid him this offseason.
- I cannot overstate and keep myself from repeating how much of an upgrade it was to hire this man during the offseason:
- It’s my favorite time of year again, 49ers fans. Cowboys week is finally here.
