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Dzintra - Author
@DzintraSullivan
Follow at own risk - international best-selling #author #sarcastic #authentic - #podcast host @WTBPodcast - ko-fi.com/zeebooks
East Coast, Australia
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    May 31
    Bakers Man #CannibalismWithADashOfCinnamon #YouBreakEmWeBakeEm June 20th, 2026 Patty Cake Patty Cake Bakers Man He'll bake you something you'll never forget. Behind the counter, secrets are kneaded into every batch, and once you've had a taste, there's no walking away.
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    Oct 29, 2024
    There's a new guy at work named Wayne Bruce, and I said, "Ah, Manbat, my old nemesis." Nobody got it. My talents are wasted there.
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    Jul 13, 2022
    It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.
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    Jan 9, 2025
    You're all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.
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    Dec 19, 2024
    Please pray for my son who had to do the dishes when he "just did this yesterday" and he's "tired."
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    Jun 11, 2022
    If there is a watermelon. Why isn't there a earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon? You know... The elemelons.
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    Aug 14, 2022
    It's a boy.
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    Mar 2, 2025
    Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.
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    Mar 11, 2024
    The last thing you ate is his new name. What are you calling him?
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    Sep 29, 2022
    Is that... Off-menu?
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    Jun 3, 2021
    Describe this kitchen in 6 words or less without using the word pink or green. #ZeesChallenge
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    May 20, 2022
    Hear me out.... A pub crawl, but to bakeries.
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    Oct 22, 2024
    Remembering that time I made eyeball cookies for a kids Halloween party.
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    Jan 31, 2023
    Forget snowmen... Make me snow sharks.
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