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- Can an economist explain why boneless is cheaper...?all you can eat wings & fries starts TOMORROW
- Getting my legs blown off by my neighbors Chinese Mobile Lithium Bomb CannonBattery release system to prevent car EV fires
00:00 - "Something happened. Did you hear?" "Nothing ever happens." "Someone shot at Trump." "They missed. Nothing happened."
- when I see a redditor who served 36 hours in a foreign military then deserted
- "Rotate an apple in your mind. You have 20 seconds to comply." "..." "You now have 15 seconds to comply."
- Scanned in the code I got from McDonald's Monopoly and this video started playing
- me getting ready to go to work tomorrow when there's a redditor who made $22m in one day with gamestop stocks
- being guy 999 and filibustering until the 24 hours pass to deny her the recordPorn Star Lily Phillips Is Officially Going For The World Record By Sleeping With 1,000 Men In A Single Day And She Has Apparently Opened Signups buff.ly/3OxaSEk
- "I should have died at Verdun. I should have been there at Thermopylae. I'm 34 years old. I'm norwood 3 vertex. I'm an old soul. I'm a sensitive young man. I am Boromir. I am Mordred. I am Judge Holden. Annihilate everything that exists!"
00:00Do you recognise this man? Police in Doncaster issue e-fit image of man they want to speak to about attempted robbery in town centre: bit.ly/2T3XDxz- "Wake the fuck up samurai..... we've got a city to burn!" "I'm ready to take as many people with me as I can." "Wait, no, not like that, like, we only destroy the big evil corporations, yeah, like, the capitalists." "This is my body and we are going to the homeless shelter."






















