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Dylan Adler
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Dylan Adler
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- My Japanese mom said if I got on America’s Got Talent she’d pretend she doesn’t support my comedy career & no longer speaks to me to give me a solid “backstory”. She said she’d plan a dramatic moment where she “calls” for the first time in 5 years. I love her so much.
- Footage of a real live quick change I did during a Shakespearean play
00:00 - I have never opened Shazam not in a rushed panic
- No matter how hard I’m ugly crying my therapist cuts that shit off right at 45 like “Let’s explore that next week”
- My mom got this book to help me when I was getting bullied in middle school I’m dying
- I was rejected from being a dancer at universal studios so I came to watch their first show
00:00 - No I will not use your crazy ass very strong password thank u very much
- “I wish I had Olivia Rodrigo when I was 15” you had Dubstep you ungrateful piece of shit
- Be kind. You never know who’s in their flop era
